Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Grooming Tips

Super Cuts.
Hair Masters.
Great Clips.

Here is the dilemma. What is the best: Super, Great or a Master? After taking the challenge, Wexley has deduced that being a hair “Master” is actually far superior to having a “Super” cut -which is actually much better than having a “Great” clip. What makes the Master of hair better is the free shampoo and scalp massage. One Wexley tester actually almost fell asleep while soaking in the warm water and gentle touch of the hair “Master”.

Of course, it makes sense that Super is much better than just Great anyhow, but given the speedy, “get you in and out without actually giving a shit about you or your hair” service can only leave you at the “Great” level. Also if you look into history, anything super, like Superpowers, Super heroes, Super markets are much better than anything just great, like Great ____, see there, that’s the problem.

In summary, if you want the best cut go to Hair Masters. They are the Masters and your hair will be happy.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I refer you to the GREAT wall of China.

Anonymous said...

oooh. snap!

Anonymous said...

We were going to call our salon SuperMaxiMegaAwesome Master Cutzz, but KittyHawk just sounded a little less intimidating. I do have my super, great, and master hairstyling belts hanging in my closet, though. In case you were wondering, it can take up to fifteen years to earn all three. I am currently working on the "Fantastic" belt, which is bestowed only by Sam himself and is rumored to glow in the dark. It's taking a little longer than I'd hoped, as I seem to be having problems with my "fantastitude" (that's Sam's word for "fantastic attitude"-so clever!). Wish me luck!;)

Anonymous said...

my mom used to take me to supercuts. super. it would be nice to have the hair master touch my head though.

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